Dear readers,

From here on in, my sidekick, compadre, buddy, gorgeous mate, Debra shall be known as Colin Alfie (courtesy of yours truly).

That is, C-O-L-I-N A-L-F-I-E, Colin Alfie.

Oh yes, she now addresses me as William W. Williams (Beats me why she had to choose William).

Don't encourage her though. I am not fond of my newfound name.