Location:
The Office
Me: What's this?
Colleague A: It's antelope meat.
Me: No, thank you.
Colleague A: Why not?
Me: Because, it's antelope meat.
Colleague B: *smiling endearingly* Try it, it's really delicious.
Me: No, thanks.
Colleague A: Come on, just try it.
Me: *takes the smallest piece, tears away a SMIDGEN and puts it in my mouth* YUCK!
Colleague A: *guffaws* HAHAHAHAHA. Look at her face (to Colleague B). HAHAHAHAHA. Great, all the more for me. I'm gonna take it home and make sandwiches.
This *points above* is why I only eat chicken and fish.
In case you're wondering what antelope meat looks like...
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Sliced kudu meat, from South Africa.
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