My stash of goodies!

Dear Midnight Hunger Pangs,

I fear you not. I am armed and dangerous, I have my load of ammunition, as shown above. Should you come attacking, I will not hesitate to dispose of you by loading up on all those goodies. So, my advice to you is: Don't come knocking. Don't. It will only be to your loss (alright, maybe mine too - my waistline and figure will hate me for the midnight feed).

Warned lovingly in advance,
Melissa.