Earlier today while I was walking back to my cubicle, my colleague, Archangel, stood in my way and smirked.
The following conversation stemmed...
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Archangel: *stares at me and refuses to budge*
Me: *zeroes in on his eyeballs and stares back*
Archangel: *smirking* You shalt not pass.
Me: *poker face* You're not Gandalf. Step aside, dood.
Archangel: *bursts out laughing* BWAHAHAHAHAHA. You're such a nerd! HAHAHAHA. Nerd!
Me: *unamused* Says the dood in glasses, an oversized t-shirt and army shorts.
Archangel: *still choking with laughter* Whatever, NERD.
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He would have totally gotten a smack on the back (facetiously, of course) for annoying me if my boss were around to witness the conversation.
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